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$UNEMPLOYED

The Meme Coin for the Unemployed Dreamers

Contract Address: 9PGtVRdBgMau2pPEbRZLRSUhRj2Xa98dakXUj4SLpump

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♾️ The $UNEMPLOYED Flywheel — Hold Once. Earn Forever.

Every milestone makes the flywheel spin faster. The longer you hold, the more chances you get. This is the first perpetual streamer coin.

We don’t guarantee hype, but we do guarantee consistency, transparency and longevity.

Active Giveaway
Activates at $100k
100k MC
$100 / wk — Activation
1M MC
$1,000 / wk
2M MC
$2,000 / wk
5M MC
$5,000 / wk
10M MC
$10,000 / wk
50M MC
$50,000 / wk
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Hold → Incentivized forever.

The Deal

Every week, we give back to $UNEMPLOYED holders. Weekly prize pools are live on stream — Just by holding, you can win.

  • Activates at $100k → $100 weekly giveaways
  • Every +$1M → +$1,000 added to the pool
  • Scales forever → 2.9M = $2k, 12.3M = $12k…

Why Hold?

  • Passive chance → Just hold, nothing else
  • Anti-flip meta → Selling lowers prize pool
  • Community boss fights → Every milestone is a win
Sustainability & Transparency

We have always wanted to stream, guaranteeing long-term commitment

Giveaways are funded sustainably from project fees. All giveaways are streamed live for full transparency.

Tokenomics

Total Supply

1,000,000,000 $UNEMPLOYED

Locked 🔒

69,000,000 (6.9%)

Every single dollar from our personal bank accounts was thrown into buying the supply. All tokens are locked until April 20th, 2069 (4/20/69). No rug pulls, no insider wallets, no paid KOLS — we’re in this for the long term, purely organic.

How It Works

  • Fixed milestones based on market cap
  • Giveaways each week, indefinitely as we continue to stream
  • Funded from creator fees for sustainability

Why It Matters

  • Rewards for aslong as we stream, simply by holding, you can earn for years
  • Giveaways run live on stream, complete transparency
  • Each milestone = more given back to the community

Meet the Streamers

Miggy

Miggy

Role: Autisic

Skill: Weaponised Autism

Quirk: 100 Energy

Boog

Boog

Role: Gooner

Skill: Gooning

Quirk: Always Gooning

Mamba

Mamba

Role: Being Big

Skill: Eating Food

Quirk: Doesn't enjoy food

The Unemployed Manifesto

I. Who We Are

We are the Unemployed. We stand outside the system that measures worth by résumés, salaries, and contracts. We are not defined by career ladders or titles. We are defined by time, conviction, and the refusal to sell either of these commodities cheaply. Unemployment, for us, is not absence. It is possibility. It is the freedom to build without permission, to create without a boss, and to take risks that institutions would never allow. We begin with nothing, because nothing is the most honest starting point.

II. The Problem

Employment is sold as freedom but in practice it is dependence. To be employed is to give time, energy, and autonomy in exchange for temporary security. The same dynamic has seeped into crypto. What was meant to break from wage capture has become a mirror of it. Coins are dominated by venture capital, insider allocations, and paid endorsements. Decentralisation promised liberation but delivered hierarchy in new clothes.

III. The Experiment

Unemployed is our wager that another path is possible. With no funding, no insider advantage, and no polish, we stream, post, and build in public. Streaming is our medium because it is immediate, unfiltered, and impossible to fake. Memes are our method because culture spreads faster than capital. We document the process openly, showing in real time what it means to go from unemployed in the literal sense to unemployed in the absolute sense: free of dependence.

IV. The Call

We are not doing this alone. Anyone can become unemployed. This project is an open invitation to build with us, not as employees or investors but as equals in the same experiment. Together we are locking in health and wealth. While we launch the streaming coin, we also lock in our bodies, our discipline, and our fitness. To be unemployed is not only to reject wage capture, but to take back control of both life and body.

V. The Aim

Our aim is not simply to make money. The aim is to prove that from zero, without legitimacy granted by employers or investors, value can still be created and sustained. If Unemployed reaches fuck-you money, it will not be because we joined the system, but because we refused to. The success of this project is both financial and cultural. It is a proof of concept that people without permission, without status, and without jobs can still reshape the narrative. Unemployed is more than a coin. It is a position, an experiment, and a challenge. If we succeed, it will not be in spite of being unemployed, but because of it.

Our Goals

Most are here for quick cash outs. We’re here for the long game — streaming no matter the market, building a community, and proving that consistency wins in Web3.

Longevity

We stream regardless of price action or market cap. This is our full-time j*b — we’re here to stay.

Consistency

40+ hours per week, marathon streams, IRL content, and growth through discipline and passion.

Community

Building an outlier streamer coin: a movement for freedom, helping others break free from the 9-to-5.

Family

Supporting loved ones — from private medical care to helping our mother. We put people first.

We’ve put everything into this project. Broke, unemployed, and all-in — but driven by passion. We’re not chasing hype — we’re here for the love of streaming and the long-term future of Pumpfun.

FAQ

Is this a rug?

Nope. Tokens are locked until 4/20/69. We’re too unemployed to rug.

Why $UNEMPLOYED?

Because jobs are overrated. This coin is the movement for financial freedom and unemployed dreamers.

Why Pump.fun?

Because it’s the future of streaming + crypto. The best platform to grow, grind, and prove longevity. We wanted to start on Kick/Twitch, but Pumpfun gave us the perfect launchpad.

Why does Boog not have a suit?

Boog hasn’t been unemployed long enough for a suit. He can’t afford one yet. Give him time.

Why is that guy fat?

Because he likes to eat. He’s documenting his weight loss journey — we prioritize health AND wealth.

What do you do with creator fees?

Giveaway to the $UNEMPLOYED, suppourt ourselves and family.

Do you care about price action?

Nope. We stream no matter the chart. Consistency beats hype.

How often do you stream?

40+ hours per week, marathons included. Sleep optional.

Project Stats

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